The neurodivergent
accountant
for neurodivergent
sole traders.

Each set of accounts, like episodes throughout a series (ideally), feels more familiar and seamless than the last.

• ✓Monthly bookkeeping⌄
  Your income and expenses tracked and categorised throughout the year. Bank feeds connected, everything in line, no deadline scrambles.
• ✓MTD IT (Quarterly) / Self Assessment (Annual)⌄
  Quarterly submissions to HMRC under Making Tax Digital for Income Tax, handled in full. If you're not yet in scope, I'll manage the transition when the time comes. Either way, you won't need to touch the software.
• ✓Accounts preparation⌄
  Your annual accounts prepared and filed. No scramble at year-end - because the books have been kept up throughout the year.
• ✓HMRC correspondence⌄
  Those letters sitting unopened on the kitchen table? I'll handle them before they become a problem. You don't need to deal with HMRC directly.
• ✓Deadline management⌄
  Every filing deadline, every submission window - in my calendar, not yours.
• ✓Xero subscription included⌄
  Your Xero subscription is covered. No separate software cost to manage.
• ?How are the monthly prices the same for everyone?⌄

  You'll notice I don't tier by turnover. That's intentional. A £80k sole trader with clean records can be simpler to look after than a £25k sole trader with unreconciled transactions, unreliable delivery of information, and a side income stream. Turnover tells me what you earn, not how much work is involved.

  My aim with the initial review and setup is to iron out many of the creases that make up your individual setup, leaving an increasingly streamlined monthly process, and therefore lending itself more to a simple monthly fee structure. This is especially important for us NDers, since a pricing matrix with many variables and thresholds is just more potential overwhelm we could do without.

• ?What about that other accounting practice who promised to be twice as fast for half as much?⌄

  There are already enough other accountants providing a standard set of services without offering that additional assistance when it's most needed, and price accordingly. This isn't a knock on that existing industry - it serves many people just fine.

  However, the needs of neurodivergent people, a population often managing disproportionately difficult relationships with money and finding this area especially daunting, are underserved in the accounting industry. I want to be that accountant who not only handles the required services, but is also a dependable sole point of contact positioned to take any and all accounting worries for those who want and need that additional help.

  That feels to me to be the most effective way to help other neurodivergent people the most, rather than "efficiently" taking on a high volume of clients while being unable to actually dedicate any time to each of their individual situations or give any queries they might have the time they deserve (or any time at all).

  Realistically, that may mean I'm not the cheapest option out there. For an ND community where many have felt deprioritised, passed around, or like a low-value account by neurotypical services generally (not just accounting practices), that's the call I'm making.